hello there lonely citizen. my name is sam; i'm a gremlin. i write with my left hand and i like to play with matches. i like how sweet vanilla cupcake batter is. eyepatches are a nice fashion statement, pirate or not. my favourite types of pictures are pictures where mirrors are present (no not annoying myspace pictures in mirrors) the ones where you can see what's going on in the background, except still see the person. barcodes and zebras are the same thing in my book. except i don't have a book.
